Welcome to my Blog O’Science! This site is still very much under construction. Enjoy these radio telescope jokes while you wait:
A radio telescope is like a ball of string. Kittens enjoy playing with them.
A radio telescope is like a high school teacher: constantly (and fruitlessly) searching for intelligent life.
A radio telescope is like Pluto. It’s not a planet.
A radio telescope is like Tarot cards. It takes a lot of studying and at least as much blind faith to understand what they’re saying.
A radio telescope is like the Holy Roman Empire. It’s not holy, it’s not Roman, and it’s not an empire.
A radio telescope is like a vice presidential candidate. It can see Russia from its house.
A radio telescope is like Nelson’s Column. It would hurt if it fell on you.
A radio telescope is like a Chicago pizza. It has a deep dish.
A radio telescope is also like a thin-crust pizza. It’s not as tasty as a Chicago pizza.
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You had better update this! I want to read.
I don’t get the kittens one. Hmmmmmm. YAY BLOG!!
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